As I blog like the super cool geek I am as the party rages on all floors of my building, I realize a few things. First, the topics my blog covers are certainly going to be different than from when it began. So don’t judge me on my so very imaginative whistleblower posts with their astonishingly original arguments. As a school project originally, all the creative juices had to be focused and specific, which really negates the creativity. So enough about that. I’m letting them stay there.

Today my boss and my boss’s boss had a forty minute conversation about this internet bandwidth problem among BU flats here. Six red-faced kids have been sucking up half of the school’s bandwidth streaming amateur porn off of limewire and as a result my brain melted out of my ears while they threw computer acronyms like horeshoes. Block VPN! Track IP addresses! My inner narrative schlooped into a puddle on the ground.

To their credit, the Brits are a fascinating species. They just get so excited about technology. Unfortunately, it cuts their productivity in half. On the flipside, it gave me time to recover my liver from Notting Hill Arts Club where I left it this morning.

Am off to Amsterdam at dawn! Computer geek or… sexy, mysterious foreigner? Time will tell!