Posts Tagged ‘british culture’

on top-ups and love handles

February 12, 2009

I love the Brits’ obsession with top-ups. It’s no longer just pulling the lever at the fuel pump till you can smell the fumes pouring from your ecstatic little car, which has spent weeks sucking at dirt. No, it’s so much more; top-ups refer to everything under the sun now because you always do want a little bit more. Of everything! Now there’s the attitude! Come to Britain, where you can top-up your Orange phone, tuition bill, television choices, prepaid credit cards, vouchers, your pedicure, your sex life, your beanbag chair… the possibilities are endless. If only all top-ups involved one stroke of the MasterCard. (Well, who says they can’t.) Needless to say, top-ups are here to stay. Ah, gluttony’s trendiest definition. No wonder it feels like the U.S. is just across a little pond.

Another quick rant: I was down at Fitness First today, and I can firmly say there is no cultural difference when it comes to feeling like an awkward, voluptuous tub beside a peppy, gleaming muscled, smooth-talking Australian twenty-something. That £208 flew out of my bank account faster than that time I had to top-up my UNESCO Travel Fund last weekend in Amsterdam.

That is all. I’ll be here all weekend – within a careful15 minute walk of South Kensington, courtesy of that sexy ball chained to my ankle as an RA. Let’s see that sucker turn some heads on the treadmill at Fitness First.

Happy Valentine’s weekend! :)

nothing against moving naked pictures…until today

February 6, 2009

As I blog like the super cool geek I am as the party rages on all floors of my building, I realize a few things. First, the topics my blog covers are certainly going to be different than from when it began. So don’t judge me on my so very imaginative whistleblower posts with their astonishingly original arguments. As a school project originally, all the creative juices had to be focused and specific, which really negates the creativity. So enough about that. I’m letting them stay there.

 

Today my boss and my boss’s boss had a forty minute conversation about this internet bandwidth problem among BU flats here. Six red-faced kids have been sucking up half of the school’s bandwidth streaming amateur porn off of limewire and as a result my brain melted out of my ears while they threw computer acronyms like horeshoes. Block VPN! Track IP addresses! My inner narrative schlooped into a puddle on the ground.

 

To their credit, the Brits are a fascinating species. They just get so excited about technology. Unfortunately, it cuts their productivity in half. On the flipside, it gave me time to recover my liver from Notting Hill Arts Club where I left it this morning.

 

Am off to Amsterdam at dawn! Computer geek or… sexy, mysterious foreigner? Time will tell!